mattbelly:

Oh, Mitt!
mattbelly:

Oh, Mitt!

team-joebama:

ritchings:

And the winner of coolest photo ever goes to…

league of extraordinary gentlemen

(via raucouscaucus)

Filmaker and actress Lena Dunham talks about how the first time should be special.

(via theatlantic)

comedycentral:

No matter where you are Tuesday night, chances are you’ll be able to watch The Daily Show and Colbert Report’s live election night shows.
The Daily Show’s “Election Night 2012: This Ends Now” and The Colbert Report Presents “Election 2012: A Nation Votes, Ohio Decides; The Re-Presidenting of America: Who Will Replace Obama? ‘012!” will both air live on Comedy Central from 11:00-11:30 p.m. ET (8:00-8:30 p.m. PT) and 11:30-midnight ET (8:30-9:00 p.m. PT) respectively, and will be simulcast on MTV’s Times Square JumboTron.
And for the first time ever, both show will stream live on comedycentral.com, iOS and Android enabled devices, Xbox consoles and through The Daily Show Headlines App. 
Getting the latest, up-to-the-minute election night hilarity while you poop* has never been easier!
*Please don’t poop in Times Square.
comedycentral:

No matter where you are Tuesday night, chances are you’ll be able to watch The Daily Show and Colbert Report’s live election night shows.
The Daily Show’s “Election Night 2012: This Ends Now” and The Colbert Report Presents “Election 2012: A Nation Votes, Ohio Decides; The Re-Presidenting of America: Who Will Replace Obama? ‘012!” will both air live on Comedy Central from 11:00-11:30 p.m. ET (8:00-8:30 p.m. PT) and 11:30-midnight ET (8:30-9:00 p.m. PT) respectively, and will be simulcast on MTV’s Times Square JumboTron.
And for the first time ever, both show will stream live on comedycentral.com, iOS and Android enabled devices, Xbox consoles and through The Daily Show Headlines App. 
Getting the latest, up-to-the-minute election night hilarity while you poop* has never been easier!
*Please don’t poop in Times Square.

comedycentral:

No matter where you are Tuesday night, chances are you’ll be able to watch The Daily Show and Colbert Report’s live election night shows.

The Daily Show’s “Election Night 2012: This Ends Now” and The Colbert Report Presents “Election 2012: A Nation Votes, Ohio Decides; The Re-Presidenting of America: Who Will Replace Obama? ‘012!” will both air live on Comedy Central from 11:00-11:30 p.m. ET (8:00-8:30 p.m. PT) and 11:30-midnight ET (8:30-9:00 p.m. PT) respectively, and will be simulcast on MTV’s Times Square JumboTron.

And for the first time ever, both show will stream live on comedycentral.com, iOS and Android enabled devices, Xbox consoles and through The Daily Show Headlines App

Getting the latest, up-to-the-minute election night hilarity while you poop* has never been easier!

*Please don’t poop in Times Square.

(via thedailyshow)

plannedparenthood:

Transgender or gender non-conforming? Know your voting rights.

“If the clichés are true and the presidential race always comes down to which candidate the American people “wants to have a beer with,” how many Americans will choose to sit at the bar with the coiffed Wall Street multimillionaire who fires your sister, unapologetically pays half your tax rate, keeps his money stashed in Cayman Islands partnerships or Swiss accounts in his wife’s name, cheerfully encourages finance-industry bailouts while bashing “entitlements” like Medicare, waves a pom-pom while your kids go fight and die in hell-holes like Afghanistan and Iraq and generally speaking has never even visited the country that most of the rest of us call the United States, except to make sure that it’s paying its bills to him on time? Romney is an almost perfect amalgam of all the great out-of-touch douchebags of our national cinema: he’s Gregg Marmalaard from Animal House mixed with Billy Zane’s sneering, tux-wearing Cal character in Titanic to pussy-ass Prince Humperdinck to Roy Stalin to Gordon Gekko (he’s literally Gordon Gekko). He’s everything we’ve been trained to despise, the guy who had everything handed to him, doesn’t fight his own battles and insists there’s only room in the lifeboat for himself – and yet the Democrats, for some reason, have had terrible trouble beating him in a popularity contest.”

thedailywhat:

Sweet Jesus, Mittens of the Day: Joe Scarborough’s reaction this morning to a clip of Romney on the campaign trail is gold.

[thanks, lisa!]